- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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