So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

homosexual rights to marriage

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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