- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

A paralysed man falls over.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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