- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

don't just stand there

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Knock knock. Get out!!

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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