- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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