How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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A fat guy!

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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