- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

general tso's broccoli

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

where do some birds live in? Earth

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

wanna hear a joke? yes

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

black people

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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