What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Obama lin Baden.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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