- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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