Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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A man goes to the potty.

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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I was watching Fox news.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Your sex life.

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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