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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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