It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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A pilot walks into a bar just before his last flight of the day. "Give me a stiff one to get through this last flight, I've had a long day," the pilot tells the bartender. The bartender promptly refuses the pilot service and kicks him out of the bar, since operating an aircraft under the influences of alcohol would at least constitute gross negligence and at worst, murder.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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