- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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