If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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