Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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Meanwhile in Josh and Dannys apartment....(Danny: I'm finally gonna play amnesia! Josh: You'll die Danny: No I won't Josh: Fine tell me when your done Danny: Ok Josh: Cya 3 Hours later Danny has been stuck in a part. Of the game because he was scared to leave that spot. He builds up the courage to leave there. He sees the monster screams Josh hears runs in the room his character died in the game as Danny has a violent seizure and dies. Josh mourns the death of his friend for years.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

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A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

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Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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