- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

sucks Syntax...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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