- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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