- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

Justin Bieber

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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