- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

If you were a pie I'd eat you

i hate non minorities!

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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