- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

whats green and slimy? green slim

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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