Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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