- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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