Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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Japan

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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