- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

what is red white and blue? the french flag

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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