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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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