A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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Anti Joke

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