- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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