- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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