How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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What stops a train? A missile

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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justin beiber sucks

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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