Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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