What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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