- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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