What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

A seal walks into a club.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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