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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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