Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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