What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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justin beiber sucks

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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