sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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Penis

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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