A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

This is funny.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

rent a cops

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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