- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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