Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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