A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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nickel back

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Jews

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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