How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Sarah Palin.

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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What do you call an arab ?

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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