- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

You know what's funny? Rape

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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