- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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