Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Killing your friend as a joke.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

800 people died last year. end of story

A muslim walks out of a plane.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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