- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

Black people being friendly.

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

why did the boy die? because he got shot

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Feminism.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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