Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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An anti-joke

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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