- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

Justin's life

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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