Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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womans having rights.

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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