What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

a black guy walks into a black bar

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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