- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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