Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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Get it? More.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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