roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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Get it? More.

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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