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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.