What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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the holocaust

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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