her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

the bible

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

Llamaworm

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

What does? 42

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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