- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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