- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

knock knock Dave's not here.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

Boys have swag, real men have class

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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