- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Jesus Christ

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

women's rights.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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