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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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YOU

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

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say it ten times fast: oh

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Why did silly Miss Sally put her baby in the dishwasher? Because she was suffering from advanced stages of Schizophrenia. She thought that her baby was a dish. Her mother, Carol watched in horror as her granddaughter was placed inside. A tear dribbled from her eye. Things had been bad, but because Sally was her daughter, she had been tolerant. Carol sobbed as the baby screamed in terror, unable to escape. Finally, Carol, tears in her eyes, called Child Protective Services on her own daughter, something she didn't want to do. When CPS representatives finally came, they were horrified at the sight of a screaming baby covered in suds with burnt skin that had been scorched by hot jets. Sally's baby, Alex was taken from her and put into foster care.

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What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

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One dark, stormy night, there was a man, limping slowly down the road. He looked across the road and noticed a little girl on a park bench. He carefully moved around behind , creeped up, and slowly tapped her on the shoulder. I tap 2 tap 3 tap The little girl slowly turned her head, and as she did, the man uttered 3 sentences.... "Would you mind helping me get back to my apartment, my hand was cut off in the war, while I was serving my country, which is why I have a hook as opposed to a hand. I was heading back to my apartment to greet my wife and 2 little children, since I just got back from a long day's work at the soup kitchen, helping those in need, and I sprained my ankle. By the way, my name I John Thompson."

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What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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