- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Justin Bieber.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

A seal walks into a club.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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