did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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WNBA

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