There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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Women's rights

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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