- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Nickelback.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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