The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Lil Wayne

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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