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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground