A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

knock knock go away!!!

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What is 9+10? 19

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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