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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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