a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

united we sit, cause we're fat

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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