A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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- Helen Keller

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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