- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

The cream, it is coming

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

White NBA players.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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