wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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hi

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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haha

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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