- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

women's rights.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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