- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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