Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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