High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

poopoo

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

no rasist joks

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

Stephen Hawking can walk

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