- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Why was the man sad His got raped

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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