- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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