- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

nothing

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

Justin Bieber.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

salad days!

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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