Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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