- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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