Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

The holocaust

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

flavin's head

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Anti Joke

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