- Anti Joke

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Women's Rights Movement

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.