- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

A fish swims up your penis...

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

womens rights

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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