What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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HELLO EVERYONE

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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rent a cops

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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