So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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angelo snyder is not ga

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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I am quite mature.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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