- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What's big and long? My dick.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

your face is kinda funny

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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