Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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An american family is picknicking on the bottom of the ocean. They are eating french fries, big mac's, chicken mc nuggets and drinking coca cola, some slurpies too, all purchased at the local mac donalds near lyndon blvd, in chevy chase near that weird house with the toothless lady that always smiles and then all of a sudden frowns at you, often wearing either a dark green or mint green dress. Spongebob squarepants comes drifting by dead in circular pants and little Sally, their youngest daughter asks a question, which cannot be heard because they're underwater.

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a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

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Duke Nukem censored line: What are you waiting for? the celebration of the day you crucified Jesus and ate his flesh and blamed it upon the anti christ because of... Victory? Because you know Jesus gave his life in order to prove that he was immortal and died for your sins because his life is eternal... Satan your Moral Man: Nah, lets just go with "what are you waiting for, christmas?" Now go celebrate you murdering your savior which said "ill be back" on the cross and returned three days later at his second coming? Seriously? I thought only Jesus: The guy that was totally an ARAB (deny it and be consumed in the flames of hell, not my problem), and Jesus: strikes back came out, where can I get Jesus: The third coming? Factoid: Yeah Jesus was totally a blonde haired white man which went clothed in the finest ARYAN silks, in addition he only drove in his MUSTANG 9001 and smoked Lucky Strike... Which did nothing for his luck...

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Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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