why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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silver bullet?

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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