- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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