A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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