- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Knock knock. Get out!!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

don't just stand there

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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