Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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