How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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Bitch

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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Your mother is average.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

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