- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Gretta has five legs? -no

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

What's better than a stick? A stone

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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