why is this joke funny because your laughing

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Pickles are moist.

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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