whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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