if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

I don't believe in giraffes.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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