- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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