- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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