- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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