- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Theres an app for the iPhone.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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