- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

Women's rights.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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