I don't get it

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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