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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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