- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Cancer

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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