- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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