All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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Emily Walker.

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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yolo your orange looks orange

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"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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