- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Who is John Galt?

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Yanter, Look it up

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

sucks Syntax...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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