- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Stephen Hawking

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

pull my finger (farts)

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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