- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

dat shoe shine tho

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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